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Accidentally Brushing My Boner Against a Clothed Woman

This is not a story from a client. This happened to me. 100% real.

I attended the annual Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco three times. That’s where around 120 people get naked together and masturbate for charity. It’s about 70% men, 30% women. It naturally gets quite a bit of publicity, so there are a number of clothed people there as well, mostly reporters but also the mayor and some city officials. The ‘textiles’ can’t go into the main room where everyone is wanking, so they gather in a hallway where they can oversee the action.

The participants had collected signatures of sponsors before the event, who promised to pay a certain amount for each minute we could jerk off. This particular year I had eight sponsors, paying from $0.25 to $1.25 per minute. Doesn’t sound like much, but I went 8 hours and 20 minutes. (Yes, I’m very good at edging, I can even orgasm without cumming, stay hard and keep going.) The winner went something like 8:47.

We got snack and pee breaks of five minutes every hour. The bathroom was on the far side of the hallway full of textiles. After my second hour, I had to pass right by all the clothed people. If it hadn’t been such a remarkable day already, the exhibitionist in me would have loved that, all by itself.

Anyway, As I was saying ‘excuse me, excuse me,’ and trying to make it through the crowd, one woman stepped the wrong way to let a naked person just ahead of me pass through. She was young, maybe 22 years old, somewhat short and skinny, dressed sharply in a gray pantsuit. As she turned, her hip pressed firmly against my boner. She looked slightly embarrassed and said her own ‘excuse me.’

It seems like such a small thing on the surface, but years afterward, I remember that singular event as one of the high points of the Masturbate-A-Thon, just showing what a strange thing the human mind can be.

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So, it’s not the multiple dry orgasms I had that day. It’s not the victorious feeling of being able to masturbate for over 8 hours. It’s not all the beautiful women and all naked. It’s not the great conversations – while wanking – I had with these people. It’s that momentary contact with the clothed woman that I remember most strongly. Go figure!

In the picture is the very same penis that brushed up against that woman.

See also: The Masturbate-A-Thon.

1 thought on “Accidentally Brushing My Boner Against a Clothed Woman

  1. For many guys being naked in front of clothed women is very erotic, especially if the guy is erect. We can get lots more pleasure from our genitals than just using the for intercourse, showing them off this way can feel awesome!

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