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Posted on August 21, 2026August 21, 2026 by admin — Leave a comment

Fingering Helena

When I was twenty I had been dating a woman for about six months. We started talking about marriage. Or more specifically, she kept bringing up the idea, and I just knew it wasn’t right for me, at least not at that age. That was the end of that relationship.

I thought about my disinclination toward marriage long and hard, and concluded, at least for the time being, that it’s OK that I wasn’t like most others. I didn’t want to be glued to one person and maybe even throw off some children. That just wasn’t for me.

Despite that, I started seriously dating another woman, Helena. We got serious enough that I was able to share my thoughts on marriage and family, thinking as I did so that I was committing relationship suicide with her. To my surprise and delight, Helena lit up and said, “Me too!”

Until then, she and I had been fucking at least weekly, thinking that’s what people do, so we should too. We even had simultaneous orgasms a couple of times. Don’t get me wrong. We enjoyed the hell out of it, but for me, something wasn’t quite as fulfilling as I’d like. It turns out that she felt the same way about that, too.

This discussion was turning out to be very engaging! Naturally, I asked, “So, what kind of things do you like?”

Helena said that she does enjoy her orgasms, but just hates condoms. Bingo, that’s a pet peeve of mine too. She then suggested that I might try to do something for her with my fingers. Of course, I did and she had a very nice orgasm almost instantly once I got two fingers in her cunt.

Asking me what I might want, I was a little shy to tell her that I might like to try the same thing. Seeing the puzzled look on her face, I asked, “Could you put a finger in my ass?”

You might think I was kind of innocent, and actually I was at 20 years old, because no one had ever fingered me. Well, I put a finger just an inch into my own ass maybe once or twice, but wasn’t particularly sexual. Yet, I somehow knew that I’d love her to try.

So she did. Helena didn’t use enough lube – actually, she didn’t use any lube at all, and pushed in way too hard. It fucking hurt! I kind of combination yelled and laughed, and she pulled out right away. We tried again with some coconut oil, and her going much more slowly. Within sixty seconds, I was squirting cum all over the place and she hadn’t even touched my dick.

As I was calming down from that, she let me know she’d like to understand what I experienced. So of course, I finger-fucked her butt. It took perhaps two minutes, but at one point when I curved my index forward against what I assume was the back of her vaginal canal, she orgasmed big-time. I mean, she really came, moaning and basically convulsing so hard I had to hold her so she wouldn’t throw herself off the bed. Her pussy hadn’t even been touched, yet she came hard.

It turns out that she was the one. We dated for six years, then we married. By then, my life had changed, and especially my attitude. I wanted to hold her close forever. I wanted a family. So did she.

That was twenty years ago. We’ve got three boisterous but happy and successful children currently 14, 16 and 19 years old. While we have fucked, without annoying condoms, as our three children prove, we have continued our alternative play. It didn’t take us long to graduate to two, then more fingers. She has successfully fisted me. She reports that there’s a constricting bend about 10 inches (25 cm) inside my insides that she can’t get past. I’ve asked her to try, but she’s afraid, perhaps rightly so, of hurting me.

I was always unable to fist her in either place. As soon as she recovered from the birth of our first child, fisting her vagina was easy. That always brings on strong orgasms. I should point out that when she has fisted me, I’ve never orgasmed, but have enjoyed the play. I have yet to successfully fist her ass. My big hand just doesn’t fit, although we have tried many times. She does very much enjoy the attempts.

We do more, too. She just loves it when I pinch her inner labia as hard as I can between my thumb and first finger. Then, I’ll pinch her clit surprisingly firmly, when I can get a grip on it. It’s generally slippery and small, so hard to pinch properly, but she loves it when I get it right. I had no idea that any woman would like such rough play. Perhaps she’s unusual, I don’t know.

She tried reciprocating by pinching my balls. That just brought on an instant ache. I have to say I don’t care for that at all. Instead, we have learned what I really like. There are a couple of things, actually. One is she’ll pinch my frenulum between her thumb and one finger, not hard, but she’ll start shaking up and down. That’s all it takes to get me to cum.

Then, when we’re feeling particularly frisky, she’ll pinch the tip of my cock with her other hand so when I ejaculate, it’s trapped inside. That kind of stings a little bit, and it stings when I pee for the next day or two. But, it’s such an intense feeling! I feel so out of control. So vulnerable. I really want her to let go – to let the cum out, but she just laughs and holds it in for at least a minute until the insides of my urethra start to itch. You see, the urethra isn’t used to ongoing exposure to sperm. They are different than all other cells of the body in that they only have half as many chromosomes. The urethra doesn’t recognize them as part of me, so that sets off an immune action inside my penis. It tries to kill the sperm, and therefore the itching. But then, she’ll just keep holding the cum in even longer. I laughingly beg her to let it out, but she just keeps it there for another full minute.

Another thing she’ll do to me is to polish my scrotum. She squeezes my ball sack in such a way that the balls are compressed loosely outward, away from my body, then she rubs the tight scrotum with the lubed palm of her hand. It’s not orgasmic, but I really enjoy the feeling.

Finally, when we’re in a really crazy mood, after I cum, Helena will polish my glans, the tip of my penis, with the palm of her hand. I squirm, I yell, I go crazy, but the only way out is to go soft. There’s no safeword because it’s not dangerous. Of course due to the continuing stimulation, I stay hard for quite a while, and have to take her ongoing torment.

We do have a nudist household. Yes, our children are nudists also within the confines of our house, our yard, and sometimes the nude beach. They are aware of our crazy sexual play, and I dare say, they are probably more sexually balanced than almost any American children. When my daughter was around 18, she met a boy who was a good kid. We endorsed their relationship. It wasn’t long before she reported to us that she and her boyfriend had been practicing many of the same techniques that she has seen Helena and I doing.

Posted on July 18, 2026August 3, 2026 by admin — Leave a comment

Hypo Guy

Painfully Crazy Girlfriend

I was desperate, so I decided to date Annie. She’s a good-looking girl, but just, well, hyper-active. Maybe even crazy. To give you an example, we fucked on the first date. I must say, it was glorious. She had learned that trick that only very few women know where she could squeeze my cock within her pussy, in rhythmic waves that travel from inside to out. Of course I came way too soon. I’m not insensitive, so with my tongue, I made sure she had an orgasm also. She was surprisingly tasty. Like butter, but better.

She hinted that our second date would be what she called “very interesting!” Evidently she had plans. She wanted me to come over to her place Friday night. I assumed I might be spending the whole weekend and was looking forward to it.

So, I arrived at 7pm on the dot only to be greeted at the door not by Annie, but a tall fellow who smilingly introduced himself as Milo. To say I was confused, even disappointed, would be an understatement. He beckoned me in, so I entered. Maybe he was her brother or something.

As I walked into the living room, I saw yet another stranger, Mattie. She was a beauty, but the thing is, she was stark naked. So was Annie. And now, Milo was stripping off his T-shirt and shorts also.

I was like, “What the fuck?” If I had been one notch less resilient, I would have bolted out of there in some sort of fear mixed with embarrassment. What was I getting myself into?

The three of them all seemed friendly, but no one was explaining anything. So, I had to ask.

Annie explained, sort of, “These are my friends Mattie and Milo. They’re here because we’re going to have a contest. Oh, don’t look all ‘deer in the headlights.’ It’ll be fun.

When one is invited to a party, when one thought it was just going to be a pleasant time with one’s new girlfriend, and the people in the room are all naked, what, exactly, does one do?

Frantically trying to get a mental grip on the situation, I slowly stripped out of my clothes also. Then Annie invited us all into a group hug, and oddly, it was rather enjoyable, even though I was kind of bending my body away to avoid contact with Milo’s penis. I should point out that his cock was fully erect. Mine, despite the pretty women, was soft as over-cooked spaghetti. Fear of the unknown will do that to a man.

Annie figured it was time to get down to the event at hand so she explained what she called the ‘first competition.’ As if things weren’t totally weird enough, she brought out a tray of objects. There was a hairbrush, an ice cream scoop, a small and large whisk, a screwdriver, a cucumber, and a half dozen other things. They were all long, smooth or had long and smooth handles. I kind of figured immediately what they were for, or so I thought.

I was thinking that somehow us two guys would introduce them into the girls’ pussies. Wrong-O! The girls explained that Milo and I were to get on our hands and knees next to each other and they were going to introduce the various objects into our asses. We were to guess by the feel alone which object was being inserted.

OK, I was out of there! In fact, I actually started reaching for my underpants, but something came over me. I think you could call it horniness. I mean, the idea was just so fucking weird, and yet… Then too, I’ve never been known as a party pooper, and I realized that if I actually left in a huff, it would destroy the evening for the others.

Things got underway. Annie spread coconut oil around and then into my asshole. It wasn’t entirely unpleasant, Actually, it was remarkable! Meanwhile, Mattie was doing the same for Milo. I glanced over, and saw his rather large erection hanging down. It was then that I realized I had become hard also.

Milo went first. Mattie grabbed the cucumber and slowly slipped it half-way into his butt. He guessed correctly that it was indeed the cucumber.

Now, my turn. Annie introduced something. For a moment it was painful going in, but then it wasn’t. It was delightful. You see, no one had ever slipped anything into my ass. I guessed it was the rolling pin handle, but no, it was the hairbrush.

Milo next got stuck with the ice scream scoop handle. He guessed correctly again. On my next turn, I got the cucumber, but could have sworn it was the small whisk.

After a few more turns, it was determined that Milo was the winner by a landslide. I only guessed correctly twice, while he only missed once. He was a winner in another way also. His cock was a good seven inches long, making my little five-and-a-half incher look like a kid’s dick. Oh well, nothing could be done about that.

As soon as Annie announced round two, I started literally shaking in fright. And yet, there was horniness mixed in. Perhaps that made the shaking even more intense. The thing is, she brought out another tray. This one had an assortment of pens, a thermometer, a pair of pliers, some smaller screwdrivers, a hemostat, and similar small diameter smooth items, or items with smooth handles. This aspect of the content would involve sliding things into our urethras while we were blindfolded, and we were to guess which objects. Really!

Perhaps this is crazy, but as soon as she explained, I was all for it. At the same time, I was still jittering in fear.

Milo seemed to handle his first insertion, which I got to watch like a pro. Annie slid a Bic pen about 4 inches (10 cm) into his cock. He didn’t flinch or anything, but I thought it might have been painful. He didn’t guess right, however. He thought it was one handle of the pliers.

Milo’s blindfold was removed, and mine put on. I was a little weirded out by him, a guy, looking at my cock, but that was minor compared to all the other weirdness at the moment. And, just to make matters crazier, it was Mattie, not Annie who went to work on me.

I was soft as a noodle due to fear, but also almost on the verge of ejaculating. Crazy I know.

I felt Mattie putting something cold on my cock. It was alcohol to eliminate germs, which she also put all over her fingers. That dried then I felt the coconut oil being rubbed on my glans. I kind of jumped. If you’ve ever had something rubbed on the tip of your cock with the hand of a pretty woman, you’ll know why. She took her time spreading that on. I’m sure I know why. She was enjoying my intense reaction.

A moment later, I felt a bit of pressure on my peehole, and then a slight burning sensation. That was unexpected. I remembered the couple of times I had accidentally gotten soap in my peehole. It was like that. I felt something penetrating deeper into my urethra. It seemed like a tight fit, so I guessed it was the Sharpie marker. Wrong, it was a length of aquarium tubing.

Mattie happened to mention that my peehole was larger than Milo’s. I was rather flattered by that.

My blindfold was removed so I could see my cock with the tubing still inserted. It was starting to sting quite a bit but I really didn’t mind.

Next, Milo got stuck with the Sharpie. It must have been too wide for him, because after being inserted only an inch (2.5cm) he yelled for it to be taken out. I have to say, I did admire seeing his large dick being so erect.

The blindfold was back on me. I felt the mild sting again, and it felt like my cock as being torn open, but in a sort of a good way. Too good. I ejaculated with that thing still jammed in me. I tore off the blindfold as my uretha was still contracting. It seemed to go on an on. It turns out it was the Sharpie plugging my peehole to a depth of at least 3 inches (7.5cm), so no cum could come out.

I shouted at Mattie to pull it out, but she just sat there kind of laughing. Finally, my orgasm settled down, and she quickly removed the marker. Oh my, now that stung!

At the end of the contest, Annie suggested we all fuck, but her idea was that I’d fuck Mattie, and Milo would get Annie. Perhaps I should have been jealous or something, but the idea of penetrating sexy Mattie had me back in an erect state in no time. She stuck a condom on my still stinging, but very hard penis, and sure enough not long after I got in her, I had a second ejaculation. Yes, that stung also – quite a bit, to tell the truth. Oddly, the sting made the orgasm more delicious.

Before the day was over, both girls got to experience having their peeholes penetrated as well. They hadn’t planned on that, but us guys insisted. I stuck Mattie, and Milo did Annie. With just a little help of my fingers on her clit, Mattie came big-time with an inch of aquarium tube gently jammed in her peehole.

I understand Milo got Annie off also, but was too involved with Mattie to know what happened with those two.

For the next three days, peeing caused the sting in my urethra to return. Would I do it again? Yes, totally!

The most surprising thing to come out of Annie’s crazy contest is that soon after, I hooked up with Mattie, and Milo with Annie, and we’re all super-happy with the arrangement.

Posted on February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 by admin — Leave a comment

Making Good Use of Hypospadias

Hypospadias is a fairly common congenital condition in which a baby is born with the opening of the urethra, the peehole, is not at the tip of the glans (head of penis) but on the underside instead. The degree of hypo varies from just slightly offset to the bottom of the glans, to an opening midway along the shaft of the penis.

Jake Regateiro makes good use of his hypospadias. He exemplifies the old saying, “When you’ve got lemons, make lemonade.”

Before our interview I asked, “Have you ever used hypo as a come-on, like ‘I have an unusual dick, do you want to see it?’

Jake: “I’m not ashamed of it at all. I love telling everyone and I’ll show anyone no matter the reaction.”

Me: Should I call you Jake in the interview?

Jake: Yes, please call me Jake Regateiro.

Me: What is your current age?

Jake:

I am 19 years old.

Me: Do you identify as straight, gay, bi, or something else?

Jake: I identify a straight.

Me: What would you like people to know about you?

Jake: I would like people to know that I have a very unique penis and that some people might even say it looks weird but I love it. No matter how you look and what you’re born with you are beautiful and you use it to your advantage. I have hypospadias. My urethra is exposed so most of the time I play with my urethra. This is extremely pleasurable for me.

Me: What age were you when you discovered you were different?

Jake: Ever since I was a little kid, I loved being naked so I always showed my penis to friends. They would always ask me questions about how it looked and I would see theirs. I would realize that my penis is different from everybody else’s But I’ve always loved the way it looks so it has never bothered me.

Me: Has there been any medical issues with your penis?

Jake: Yes, I have had medical issues. When I was a baby, I had to get one surgery because my urethra was blocked. So they had to surgically make an opening That’s why my urethra looks the way it is.

Me: How have medical personnel reacted to your penis?

Jake: Lots of the time medical personnel have asked me if I have had any surgeries to it. I always talk to them about it. I remember my doctor wanted me to go to the urologist to get it looked at because my penis never grow From when I was a kid. We get the diagnosis of micropenis when I was 17.

Me: Have you had friends, coworkers or family discovered your hypospadias and if so, what was their reaction?

Jake: Yes, my whole family knows what it looks like and all of my friends. I post myself masturbating and everything online. So all of my friends and family have found that stuff and seen my penis that way. I’m also naked a lot of of the times at my house. A lot of the times strangers are shocked and curious about why it looks like that.

Me: How have you benefited from having a micropenis and hypospadias?

Jake: I have benefited From having hypospadias by finding a community online that loves and appreciates hypo. And also, my urethra is exposed so it’s very pleasurable.

Me: In what situations have people seen you with an erection?

Jake: People have seen me within erections online and when I’m naked. I also pull my dick out with my friends. They think it’s funny.

Me: Does anything about having that condition bother you?

Jake: Nothing about having hypospadias bothers me. I really enjoy having it. I’m very glad that I was born this way.

Me: Have you run into anyone else who has had a similar penis?

Jake: I’ve only found one other guy and it was amazing I feel like it’s a very rare thing for somebody to have

Me: What has been your most unusual or interesting sexual situation? Have you had more than one interesting sexual situation?

Jake: I have a lot of interesting sexual encounters. I love to hook up with the guys on Grinder. Many of them love my weird penis. I love getting made fun of it and degraded. I also love playing with my urethra, stretching it out and everything making my Urethra even bigger.

Me: Do you have one or more regular sexual partners? In what ways do you play?

Jake: Unfortunately, I did not have more than one.

Me: Do you enjoy frequent masturbation?

Jake: Yes, I enjoy frequent masturbation. I’m a nudist so I’m naked all the time and I masturbate a minimum five times a day, no joke!

Me: Do you have any kinks, such as bondage, feet, medical fetish, testicle play, etc?

Jake: Yes, I have many kinks. I love being exposed .I love exhibitionism. I love urethra play. I love pee. I have zero limits. I even love scat.

Me: Is there anything different about the way you jerk off?

Jake: Yes, when I masturbate I always have to rub my urethra because it’s so sensitive.

Hypospadias does run in my family.My dad has it too and his penis looks just like mine.

Female Catheterization

I found this discussion on Quora:

How do nurses prepare for dealing with variable anatomy during catheterization, especially when starting out in their careers?

It can be tricky to catheterize a female because of two openings close together – one to the urethra for urine and one the vagina. My teacher taught us that you might accidentally insert the tube into the wrong opening, the vagina. You will know it because no urine will flow. You can NEVER pull out the tube and re-use it! You CAN leave it in the vagina for the next attempt – with the new sterile catheter you will more easily find the right hole because the wrong one is already plugged! Then be sure to remove the tubing from the vagina afterward. Take a helper with you -to hold a flashlight, help position the patient, and always take a few extra catheter kits into the room in case you need them.
Randall Hart

If you know what your looking for and in the correct location you should never have an issue.I worked as a nurse for a few decades. Never had a difficulty with a female. Yes I did know of some female nurses that did. But if you pay attention to anatomy you should never have a problem.
USMC Vet

If a nurse can’t see the difference maybe they should get a different career. The size difference alone should be easy to spot.
Oliver B

It is very hard to spot in obese patients where the fat obscures the urethra meatus
USMC Vet

That is true. I didn’t think about that I guess.
0217ldp

My mom tried to find her urethra, reported it took her probably five minutes, and described it as no more than the size of a tip of a match.
Rusty Chapin

The vagina opening is way bigger OMG
Leah G. Goodman

At least it doesn’t hurt when they accidentally place it then.
Lexi Mikaelson

As a nurse I can absolutely say without a doubt you have to be a complete idiot to place the catheter into the vagina. The urethra is a tiny hole, no larger than the tip of a pencil. How did you mistake her vagina for that???
Ginger Eaves

I had an idiot nurse when I was in the hospital for a DVT the entire length of my left leg which the doctor in the ER missed and sent me home with a prescription for an antibiotic (another idiot which could have killed me). I felt intense pressure in my bladder but could not go, so I told the nurse I needed a catheter. She said I did not, so I called for the head nurse who came in and told the nurse to insert a catheter. The nurse said she did not know how. The head nurse told her to leave and inserted it herself. In no time the bag was completely filled and I had to have a second bag. I told the head nurse that I did not want that other nurse to ever come back into my room. I have a number of near death stories via medical idiots!
Rich Gordon

Because its far more difficult to catheterize a female
Don Jester

I had 2 women trying to place a catheter in what was supposed to be a Male Rabbit. They tried for about 10 minutes and then realized the issue, the rabbit was female. We had ordered Male rabbits for an Imaging study, (Pharmaceutical Research).
William

Any asshole who is placing a catheter in a woman’s vagina and not in her urethra has no business placing a catheter anywhere. They certainly are not a nurse or a doctor. They must be a pervert who wants to look at woman’s privates. The woman is probably lucky they didn’t stick it in their ear.
Dockside

If you stuck something in the wrong hole on me, you wouldn’t get a second chance. Go practice on yourself or a classmate. Stop violating patients.
Big Jim

Nahh I bet you’d love it lol
Carmen Burnett

Lol! My mother taught nursing & after students came back from clinical rotations they were to share with the class their experiences so everyone could learn. There was an engaged couple in the class & the male half of the couple had just come back from time in the E.R.. While there, he had been supervised in catheterizing an older patient. Apparently, after about three attempts, the supervising nurse took him back out to explain his failure: he was trying to insert it into her clitoris! The fourth time was the charm! However, the poor guy caught heck from the class over the well- being of his relationship with his fiancée.
Linda Newacheck

I was thinking I am not even a nurse and had to learn how to the catheterization on a 4 year old that was in our preschool. I never had a problem. She had spina bifida and was getting a lot of UTIs so it was suggested to do it once in the morning while we had her. We did have an aide that did it but she left so I learned how to do it.
Jeffrey Wildman

I’m not a Nurse or a Doctor, but I thought it was a Man’s job to know every part of a Woman’s body.
Dave Daring

And make sure you all are the same sex.
Big Jim

I used to insert a gloved finger about 2 inches in the vaginal opening first which not only eliminated that problem but lifted the urethra slightly and made it much easier to insert the catheter.
Daniel Liddle

No wonder the female patients began asking for ‘Jim’ by name when catheterization was necessary!☝️🙀
Roberta Clawson Rupe

When it’s this hard for nurses, it amazes me that the doc expected me to be able to put in my own catheter at home.
Frank Butera

Even with infant females, it is not difficult to find the correct “hole” just by knowing that it is “above” the vagina. The most common problem is that the catheter used is so tiny, that it is easily occluded by the lubricant used, resulting in no urine flow even when correctly inserted into the bladder.
John M

I would think you could easily tell the difference between the two openings because the vagina opening is big enough to insert a tampon or a penis and the urethra is not.
James Rich

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 plugged the wrong hole 🕳️
Daniel Liddle

There’s no extra charge for that on the patient’s itemized hospital bill! That’s a gratuity!😉☝️🙀
James Rich
🤣 YAMBAG
Andrew J. Sarnat

the same principle applies to endotracheal intubation—if you mistakenly intubate the esophagus (the wrong hole) you’re supposed to leave that tube there, while you attempt to place a new tube into the trachea.
Gary Enos

If you do that, you should probably get someone else to make the next attempt.
Jan Cooper

Obviously you’ve done this before
Jeff Smith

I once accidentally urinated in the vagina. Thought it was the uterus 🤔
Bill May

It appears that this person has never seen the inside of a vagina. The urethra is a very small hole on the top wall of the vagina. The vagina is naturally very much larger – except on some older women who get vagina atrophy where the vagina opening shrinks to where a pencil is a tight fit. S
Sniper Man

Man if you can’t tell the difference between a vagina hole (huge) and the pods hole – tiny… then why are you even in medical??? Oh!!! I know… sorry… for the cheap thrill of seeing naked people all day!!! Gotcha!
Daniel Liddle

Finally, I asked Arabella Maghri, erotic author, “As a former nurse, what do you think of this discussion?”

Well, I’m not surprised by the confusion because some people really don’t know their arse from their elbow! But it was never a problem for me because I had studied my subject (cocks and pussies) up close and personal many times before I ever applied to be a nurse. I found it very easy to spot the urethra and if the patient wouldn’t keep still, I would slip a finger in the vagina like the chap (Jim?) said. It usually calmed them down while I got the job done!

The discussion was a good laugh though, thanks for sharing!

Hugs and kisses
Amanda xxxx

Posted on December 22, 2025December 22, 2025 by admin — Leave a comment

Cum Blocking

Cum blocking is not for the feint of heart. It may not even be safe. It is probably best to consult with a medical professional before trying this yourself. I think you’ll find the reaction of the doctor rather interesting, as long as you are not too embarrassed for asking.

Millions of people have been blocking cum for thousands of years as a poor birth control method, and you don’t see men falling over dead, but still, there could be risks.

There are three general locations where the ejaculation can be stopped. One can press hard against the perineum, the area between the anus and scrotum. I had a friend do this to me once. He did block the ejaculation, but he pressed way hard. It hurt. I was mad at him for a short while. Other than the pain, the sensation was interesting. Once he let go, only a drop or two of semen came out. I believe the rest of it went into my bladder.

One can pinch along the shaft of the penis, or one can close the tip. That’s what I like best, having the tip clamped or pinched closed.

There is something terribly delicious about having your urethra compressing the cum over and over again, but unable to squirt it out. Sometimes, it makes the urethral contractions last twice as long.

There’s some sort of instinctual effect in which your body really, really wants that cum out. You may need a friend, coworker or family member to help you out, because by yourself, you’re likely to let go too soon, and not benefit from the full effect.

Your friend can then go further, and just keep holding the cum in after your contractions have stopped and you’ve settled down. After a couple of minutes, your urethra may start to itch.

I didn’t understand that at first. I thought it was because the urethra is used to long-term exposure to slightly acidic urine so when cum is in the urethra for more than a moment, the itch is caused by the semen’s alkalinity.

It turns out something else is in play. Sperm cells contain only half the DNA of all the other cells of your body. Your body is designed to fight off any invaders that have different DNA such as bacteria. So, your urethra is going to start putting up defenses against the cum within it. I have not yet had the cum held in for more than a couple of minutes as the itch starts to build. I’d like to play with keeping it trapped in there longer to see what happens. Will the itch build up and become intolerable?

For self-pleasure I found that doubling a rubber band around the glans is painful. It pinches the skin. So, I took four sheets of toilet paper, folded them four times so I ended up with a thick strip 4 inches by one inch (10cm x 2.5cm). I wrapped that around my glans first, then applied the rubber band. That’s comfortable and works perfectly.

In the video below, you can see the guy’s urethra contracting and contracting in a useless attempt to expel the cum.

If you look for videos of cum blocking online, you’ll see the majority of them are less than perfect. The person doing the blocking doesn’t manage to stop the flow entirely, or lets it go before the ejaculation is finished. I find this disappointing. I like a good, solid block!

Posted on December 17, 2025December 17, 2025 by admin — Leave a comment

Peehole Stretching

I just love peehole stretching. I used to be into deep penetrations, sticking long flexible tubes way down into my cock past the prostate and sphincters and into my bladder.

I once gave myself a whopping, painful and embarrassing infection doing that. Believe me, you don’t want to have to tell a doctor why you have such an infection.

So now, I’ve settled on peehole stretching. In fact, I have so much fun with stretching, that I don’t miss the deeper penetrations.

I did learn my lesson about infection. Whatever I stick in there, my fingers and my cockhead get treated with alcohol first.

So, I’ve put all sorts of things in my peehole such as ballpoint pens, silverware handles and sounds, specially built blunt rods designed for peehole stretching. However, my favorite is my little finger. As it turns out with me, and with many other men, the little finger is just the right size to make peehole stretching very challenging.

I keep trying to jam my finger in past the first joint, but have never managed it. Trying to twist and push, even with the best lube, is super-painful, and just doesn’t work. Somehow, I really enjoy the pain. Go figure! I believe other men, and women too, who are into peehole stretching, might not take it to the extremes that I do. I’m sure it can also be enjoyable without pain.

I suppose some day I’m going to become a sloppy pisser if my peehole becomes permanently stretched. So far as I can tell, it hasn’t been permanently stretched – yet.

A few years ago, I had a girlfriend with skinny fingers. She did manage to penetrate my cock beyond her first joint. She pushed and twisted. I was squirming, crying out, but also laughing. I insisted she keep trying. Suddenly, I felt a soft pop, and the first section of her finger was fully in my cock. It was so exciting I came right away. Of course the cum was blocked. My urethra kept squeezing and squeezing, trying to expel the semen, but it wasn’t happening. That caused the orgasmic contractions to last twice as long as usual. Oh my, it was such an amazing orgasm!

Once I settled down, she pulled her finger out rapidly. That was more than I bargained for. I mean it totally fucking hurt. Stung like hell! In fact, for the next three days, every time I had to pee, it stung quite a bit. Still, I feel it was worthwhile.

So these days, in my solo play, and occasionally with friends, I try to get my little finger, or a friend, coworker or family member’s finger in past the first joint, but it has never happened again – so far.

Posted on December 13, 2025December 13, 2025 by admin — Leave a comment

Weird Chick

I realize I’m kind of a weird chick. Don’t judge me. It started with childhood sexual abuse. No, I don’t want to go into the details of that. Just suffice it to say, it screwed up my life. For the longest time, I didn’t want to be with guys. Couldn’t even look them in the eye.

In my last year of high school, my long-time friend Emmie started coming on to me. At first, I shrugged it off, like she was just being more hyper than usual. She has always been kind of a hyperactive person.

She started talking about masturbation, like all the time. At first, it was like ‘ho-hum.’ I mean, of course I had done it, and every now and then it was really fun, but it’s not like my life centered around having orgasms.

Oddly, as the weeks went by and we graduated and started spending almost every summer day together, all her carrying on at every opportunity about what she always called ‘wanking’ was starting to have an effect on me.

It was actually me who broke the ice. Somewhat annoyed one day, I was like, “Hey, if you’re so into masturbation, show me.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, if it’s so fucking important to you, I’m calling your bluff.”

“It’s not a bluff,” she pouted. “I would really love to wank with you. You’re my best friend. Why would we not do something so nice together?”

“Nice?”

“Yeah, it is.”

Actually I had to agree. I had been thinking more about masturbation recently, and it didn’t seem to have any downside other than social stigma. And from what I could read, and all that Emmie had been carrying on, it seemed there were some advantages in masturbating.

So, one thing led to another and one day in my room, we both got naked. You’d think after being friends for so long and going to gym class and everything, we would have seen each other clothes-free by now. But no, this was the first time. Seeing this girl with her beautiful tits and all, fully naked, really sent me. I was literally shaking from sexual energy. And up to that moment, I had always vaguely imagined sex some day with a guy, but never a girl!

We tried masturbating side by side. It was only a matter of minutes before we were fingering each other’s vaginas. I was just shaking so much from fear, or sexual energy, or I don’t know what, that I probably couldn’t have stood up. I orgasmed under her fingertips right away. A minute later, she had a screaming crazy orgasm also.

It became a daily thing with us, but more, we started kissing – passionately!

I very reluctantly told my mom that I might be lesbian, or bisexual or something. She was like, “I figured,” and she was alright with it. How she came to that conclusion, evidently even before I did, I have no idea.

It took me longer to tell my dad and my brother. I was scared, but they accepted it. I mean it was as easy if I had told them I’d like to take up tennis or stamp collecting.

Then things got weird. Emmie wanted to try sticking things in my peehole. I let her go ahead and do that since it seemed to make her happy. First, it was a Bic pen. She sterilized it with alcohol, lubed it up with my own juice. It fucking stung, so I had her stop. She had only put it in me a few millimeters.

Guess what? The next day, it was me who wanted to try that pen in my twat again. She was very slow and careful. It still stung, but not so much. Pretty soon, she was a couple centimeters into me, and I felt a strong ‘gotta pee’ feeling. But better. Frankly, it was amazing! However, the sting became too strong, so I had her pull it out.

Then, she wanted the pen in her. I sterilized it again, coated it with her amazing girl juice, and pressed it slowly in. Unlike me, she took it like a pro, all the way through her sphincters and into her bladder. She orgasmed twice while it was in her. It was fun seeing the pen wave up and down with her orgasmic contractions.

I have to tell you, peeing stung a whole lot for the next couple of days. She reported that it stung her too, but only a little bit.

We experimented with a number of other smooth objects. In time, we must have toughened up or something, because the stringing sensation went almost entirely away. What I really enjoyed more than anything was when she’d put her little finger deep into my bladder. Oh my god! It was a stretch, but worth it. We even started working on other fingers in the peehole – both hers and mine. Orgasm City – I’m telling you!

Now it was my turn to get crazy. I had seen a woman on the internet open herself up with a speculum, and play with her own cervix. Oh my god, I was just a wrock with horniness. We absolutely had to try that!

It took us a week to figure out how to get a clear plastic speculum. I think they are supposed to be disposable, but we cleaned and reused it over and over again.

The first time, being opened up like that, feeling the room-temperature air circulating around in there was amazing. To top it off, Emmie figured out to blow lightly into my open vagina.

When I got that speculum in her and saw a cervix for the first time in my life, I was in love. I mean, not just with Emmie, but the whole concept of cervixes.

In time we learned the pleasures and pain of sticking things into cervixes. I mean it’s an instant ache, but a good ache.

Have you ever orgasmed while being held open with a speculum? It’s amazing as you feel your muscles squishing against the thing! One time, Emmie didn’t have it in me quite right. As I orgasmed, my vag somehow squirted the thing out, and it came crashing onto the floor. We laughed our heads off. Fortunately, the speculum wasn’t damaged.

All that was years ago. She went one way to college, I went the other. I introduced a number of roommates, their friends and friends of friends into what you might call lesbianism. With most of them urethral and cervical play was part of what we did. I must have had 500 orgasms with my friends during my first year of college.

I don’t remember how I met Greg. He was my first boyfriend. I introduced him to urethral play. Like me, he was in heaven. It is so cool sticking a catheter or long flexible thing way deep into a guy and finally into their bladder. Guys are different than us. There urethras are like 14 inches long. Then too, sometimes they’ll cum when there is something inserted deep into them. They seem to love it. I love seeing it. I think it’s cool when the thing is blocking their ejaculation. They squirm and yell and laugh when they orgasm and the stuff can’t flow out. I wonder exactly what they are feeling?

It’s been twenty years. I’m happily married – not to Greg, but to Tommy. He’s a great husband and father. He’s not much into having me stick things in him, although I’ve done it, and he seemed to enjoy it alright. But he just loves opening me up and playing with my cervix. Life is good!

Posted on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025 by admin — Leave a comment

What Other Couples Cannot Do

This story was told to me by the couple who have been doing it. I know it’s true, for two reasons: I’ve seen her hands, and they’ve invited me to watch – which I hope to do soon!

Standing before me were Jason and Liz. We used to hang out together all the time before my wife ran off with an idiot. But that’s another story. I met up with them in the park while walking our dogs recently, and they told me a most remarkable story.

He is normal enough: White, 6’1″ tall, not overweight, short hair, friendly smile. She, on the other hand, is rather unusual. She is quite short, like maybe 4’8″ and very thin. One might think she is anorexic, but they insist she’s not – just naturally thin. She comes from Thailand, with very dark skin, almond eyes, and long hair that’s not curly, but with a wave. She likes to wear bikini tops over her small boobs, which only enhances her sexiness.

They tell me they don’t care for ordinary sex. She says her vagina is a bit small for his somewhat oversize penis, and so when he pushes too hard, as he inevitably does as the passion heats up, it hits the back of her passage, and makes her feel sick to her stomach. But they tell me they are a very sexual couple. They do everything else. Especially one thing that only they seem able to do: Liz can slowly work her little finger into Jason’s urethra.

They say it is like her fucking him. I asked for details, because this intrigued me. It started with playing one night when she just wondered if it would fit. She started putting her finger in his peehole, but it hurt, and he made her stop. She didn’t even get halfway to the first knuckle. But, a day later, Jason said he liked the idea. So she carefully trimmed her fingernail, and a couple of days later, they tried again. They experimented with olive oil, coconut oil, sex lube, spit, and finally used her own built in lotion from her vagina. That turns out to be the most slippery – at least according to them.

To be sterile so as not to introduce an infection into his cock, she first dipped her hand in rubbing alcohol and dried it off with a paper towel.

Ever so slowly, she worked her little finger into Jason’s urethra until it was nearly at the first knuckle. He said it stung, but he liked it. After a brief pause, he insisted that she keep pushing, and maybe rotate a bit. Suddenly, the knuckle slipped in. The sudden way it slipped in, scared them both, and she immediately pulled it out. That hurt! Jason said it didn’t hurt all that much going in, but when she yanked her finger out, that got him! But only for a moment. They grabbed a flashlight and carefully examined his peehole. The outer surface was starting to swell up, but so far as they could tell, nothing was torn or injured. That was enough for that evening. The swelling was gone in the morning. But Jason said that peeing the next couple of days was painful – a stinging sensation. Liz piped in that it must have indeed stung, because you could hear him yelling across the house from the bathroom.

Now, you would think that would stop any man from wanting to do it again, but you’d be mistaken. Jason wanted more, and Liz said it was “Cool!” meaning she enjoyed putting her finger in Jason. So, they practiced every few days.

After a few weeks, she could get her little finger in past the second knuckle and it no longer stung him. I was surprised to hear that, but it is evidently like building callouses, or olfactory adaptation – the body adjusts nicely.

As time passed, she was easily able to push her little finger all the way in. Jason’s peehole must have expanded in some way, but nothing is visibly different. He offered to show me the end of his penis at that point. Pulling down his shorts, I took a close look. I gently grasped his penis, spread his peehole open, and yup, everything looked normal. As I was doing that, I noticed he started to harden up a bit.

But we didn’t pursue what might have happened there. He pulled his shorts up, and continued the explanation. Evidently, there is a greater restriction about a half-inch inside the urethra. When something just small enough is pushed in that it will get past the opening, it sticks at that inner point, and must be carefully inserted so that inner restriction stretches. And that’s the part that needs the most work.

Now, Liz has been trying to push her skinny little index finger in. She says that for her, it is a better sensation. That she really enjoys the tight yet slippery feel of the inside of Jason’s urethra, but can’t feel it nearly as well with her little finger as with her index finger. Jason has to be fully erect for this to work. Her finger, even her little finger, just won’t go into a soft dick. She says it is too floppy, and she can’t get a good supportive grip on it with her other hand.

I can understand that. It is sort like the inverse of sex. Try fucking with a soft dick. Pretty hard to do, right?

I asked, “Does he ever cum while she is doing this? I mean, what would happen if he ejaculated while the opening is blocked?”

They told me it has happened numerous times. They tell me that the first time it happened, it scared them. And it hurt a bit. Perhaps you (if you’re a man) have tried peeing while holding the tip of your penis closed. If so, you know, it hurts as the inside of the most distal portion of the urethra is stretched. And Jason tells me it is somewhat the same. However, he has adapted to that also. It no longer hurts. He says he has his best orgasms this way, with Liz’s finger blocking his ejaculation. Lately, they’ve been experimenting with leaving her finger in there after the orgasm is over. He says after a few minutes, as his dick goes limp, the inside starts to itch, and he feels a need to let that cum out. Jason wanted me to know that the orgasm lasts longer and is more intense if the cum can’t come out.

The story takes us to the present moment. They are continuing their experimentation. They say they want to try to keep her finger in his penis longer after ejaculation. Maybe even fall asleep that way. There is one other concern, however. Her finger is quite compressed. Might this disturb the blood supply to her finger if left in there too long?

They also want to try what they’re calling ‘forced retrograde ejaculation.’ She’ll give him an orgasm while his urethra is blocked. After the contractions subside, her plan is to press along the underside of his penis back toward the base, squeezing the sperm back in. It won’t go into his prostate, but rather through the urinary sphincters and into his bladder. So far, they have been afraid to try this. The concern with that is that she might be introducing bacteria into his urethra. To send the sperm, potentially carrying that bacteria into his bladder might not be a great idea.

I had to ask the obvious question. Can you guess what I asked? Here it is: Have they ever tried putting a finger into Lis’z urethra? Yes, they have! It turns out that the female urethra is more stretchy than the male, and of course it is much shorter. So, she was able to accommodate Jason’s little finger without too much fanfare. He says it is a delightful feeling. He can push it all the way past her sphincters and into her bladder. He feels the constriction disappear as the end of his finger makes it past the inner sphincter, so there is no doubt he is in there. I forgot to ask how often they ‘do’ Liz. I’d really like to know.

This whole concept really excites me, and I’m all set to watch them do it. The only problem is, I do believe they’ll want me to participate. I love hearing about fingers in urethra’s but I’m not sure I want one in mine, at least not just yet. I wonder if they’re willing to be sufficiently slow and gentle? I also wonder if I could put my finger in Liz’s urethra. I’d love that! I have masturbated a half-dozen times thinking about it.

Posted on August 29, 2025August 29, 2025 by admin — Leave a comment

Urethral Play Memoir

Last week I wrote a bit about my first experiences with urethral play.

I had two girls try sticking their little fingers in my peehole. The second one was able to do so, and I enjoyed that very much. (See Urethral Fingering.)

When at the auto parts store one day, when I saw some clear plastic tubing, I knew I had to buy it. I bought two-foot lengths (60cm) in 1/8-inch (3mm), 1/4-inch (6mm), 3/8-inch (10mm) and 1/2-inch (13mm), outside diameters.

I was very excited to play with my new toys, but it was two agonizing days until I had the house to myself. I started by trying to figure out a way to smooth the edges of the ends of the tubing. I tried filing them, I tried a Dremel tool. Finally, I held them over a flame, and they melted into nicely rounded edges.

I knew sterility was very important. After all, if I got an infection, it would be painful, inconvenient, embarrassing, and I might even become sterile. So first I boiled the tubing for 20 minutes (an unbearably long wait), and then I soaked them in rubbing alcohol. Then, I had to wait a while longer until the alcohol evaporated. In the meantime, I also rubbed some alcohol on my glans. A tiny bit leaked into the peehole, and it stung like crazy for a few minutes.

Finally, finally, I was able to start playing. I had some KY jelly, and coated the 1/8-inch tube liberally. I started sliding it into my peehole. When it was only 1/4-inch (6mm) in, I just waited and savored the feeling for a moment. I could feel it inside my dick, and that was delicious. I was hard as a rock.

I started pushing it further in. I had to take it slowly. A smooth as the end was, it still stung a bit if it scraped along the way, so I took it very, very slowly. But it still stung going in, so I pulled it back out. I figured the 1/8″ was not flexible enough, and perhaps the 1/4″ tube would go in easier.

I was right. The 1/4-inch tube did not sting going in. It felt great. When it was in about 5 inches (13cm), I felt the underside of my dick with the other hand and could feel the end of the tubing working its way down. I kept going. About seven inches (18cm) in, I encountered some resistance. I thought it might be best to call it a day, and try to go no farther and perhaps use the larger sizes another day.

But no, it started going in further. This was becoming terribly exciting, but a bit scary too. I lost my erection, but not my excitement. The tube was about ten or eleven inches (26cm) into my body now. A bit further in, and something weird happened. I felt something very similar to the ‘gotta pee’ feeling. The tube was pressing against the first of the two sphincters we have before the bladder.

Call me crazy, but I kept going. The tubing was now well into my prostate, and it felt wonderful. A bit further, through the second sphincter, and pee started flowing out the tubing. I had lost control, so to speak. It is very interesting, and exciting, to pee without releasing the pee. I had accomplished a goal.

I didn’t want to loose all my pee, so I slowly pulled the 1/4-inch tube back out. All the way out, which was a surprisingly long way.

I grabbed the 3/8″ tube, more KY, and went to work. After a while, I had worked that one in as far as the first sphincter. I was worried about damaging myself, so I did not push it all the way into my bladder.

I pulled that one out, and picked up the 1/2-inch tube with wonderment. I had already been amazed that the 3/8-inch tube could fit. But could I actually take this monster 1/2-inch tube? Oddly enough, I was able to get it through my peehole, although it did hurt a bit. About 3/4-inch in, I encountered resistance. Taking a great deal of time, I finally pushed past that, and was able to insert the tube another seven inches or so – past the base of my penis, and into the depths of my body.

But that was it. The tube wasnt’t going around the bend, and I decided it was best not to force it. So I pulled it out, and went back to the 1/4-inch tube. I pushed that one back in, all the way into my bladder. I became hard again while using that 1/4-inch tube. I had been stroking my penis as I was pressing that tube in. When it want through that second sphincter, the feeling was just too tremendous, and as the pee started coming out the end of the tubing, I ejaculated. I was concerned that the cum might be blocked by the tube, but it just squirted out around the tube, as if the tube wasn’t even there. I felt the most amazing feeling of the orgasm contractions pressing down against the tube – fantastic!

Now, I started to worry. I slowly removed the tube, and it was kind of hurting. When the tip of the tube came out, a last little bit of cum came out, and it was pink, streaked with a bit of blood.

For the next couple of days, I was quite worried that I might have done some damage. I wanked a couple of times, and all was well except when I orgasmed, it hurt. It also hurt to pee. I mean, it really stung!

A week later, I realized I had survived without any problems. Over the next year, I became bolder and bolder with my urethral play. One day, I unscrewed the shower head from the hose, and turned the water pressure down very low so it was just trickling out the end of the hose. I figured that since they chlorinate tap water, it would be safe to inject it into my bladder. I pressed the end of the hose up against my glans, and felt the water quickly fill my urethra. I pulled the hose away, and the water squirted back out. I did it a couple of more times before becoming brave enough to let the pressure blow past my sphincters and fill my bladder. Finally, I filled my bladder until painfully full a couple of times, then peed all that water back out. It was quite a fun feeling, especially feeling the water force my sphincters open.

A few days after that, when I had a wank, my cum was pink.

“Oh, oh, that can’t be good,” I thought.

At first, I didn’t not associate that with my urethral play. But the next day, I felt a terrible itch inside my dick, and seemingly in my balls, too. It then started to ache in my lower belly. Worse, my balls started to swell up, and become terribly painful.

In short, I had given myself a raging infection, which took two weeks to clear up, and might not have cleared up at all. People have died from such infections. I was fortunate. For me, it did clear up almost entirely. That was several years ago. To this day, I have a lump in my left epididimus – the clump of tubing that leads to the testicle. I also have a bit of a stricture or something – my peeing pressure is a bit reduced.

So in short, I recommend that you don’t do urethral play at all. But if you must, be very, very sterile. It’s been a long time since I have done it, and I don’t miss it a bit. I have plenty of fun with ordinary wanking, wanking with friends, edging, glans rubbing, testicle massage, anal play and all the other things a person can do. Happy wanking!

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