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Things That Embarrass Me

You may think I’m weird, and perhaps I am, but this is the truth:

I guess I may be a bit of an exhibitionist.

I am not embarrassed to be seen naked.

I am not embarrassed to be seen naked with an erection.

I am not embarrassed to be seen naked and masturbating.

I am not embarrassed to be seen mutually masturbating with a guy or girl.

I am not embarrassed to be seen in any sort of sexual situation.

Embarrassing:

I am embarrassed to be seen pooping or wiping my ass.

I am embarrassed to sing in public.

I am embarrassed to be seen brushing my teeth.

I am embarrassed to be seen around anyone who is smoking or obviously drunk.

I am embarrassed to yell or be really loud in public.

So that’s me. How about you?

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  1. When I was younger, I uploaded a picture of me, full-frontal and erect to the Internet. A minute after I ejaculated, I thought better of it, but the deed was done. There was no way to get rid of that picture. To this day, those who know where to look can find it. So far as I know, no one in my family has seen it. Just thinking about that possibility terribly embarrasses me.

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