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I Have This Thing

It’s only about 2 or 3 inches long. I’ve really enjoyed it since discovering what pleasure it can give at an early age.

Shortly after I turned eighteen, I was fucked for the first time. The guy wasn’t very nice, so the relationship, such as it was, didn’t last long. At the time, I wasn’t much interested in a love relationship. I just wanted to feel what it was like to get fucked. It was glorious, and I’ve been hooked ever since.

Being a bit rebellious by nature, and knowing that I wanted to have more fun with my thing, I started putting it out there that I would play with people and of course let them play with me. Some might call me a slut, but I wasn’t quite that. I was more like a junior scientist, looking for more ways to enjoy my thing.

One of my first experiences was with my friend Joanie. She and I have been friends since we were ten years old. Eight years later, I simply opened a conversation with her one day, hoping she wouldn’t freak out, about masturbation. After we both admitted we did it, I took the big plunge and asked whether she might like to do it with me.

Her eyes sparkled, and she was like, “I thought you’d never ask!”

Joanie was much more experienced than me. Oh, not with boys. She was still a virgin, but the girl sure knew about masturbation. She showed me an illustration on Wikipedia that the clit isn’t just a little nub sticking out at the top of my thing. No, it’s a big ‘ol wishbone that runs along the inner labia.

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Clit, Clitoris comparison

She then proceeded to stroke my inner labia in just the right place and in just the right way, that I had the strongest orgasm of my life.

Of course I did the same for her, and got to see a girl convulsing in orgasmic ecstasy for the first, but certainly not the last time in my life.

She wasn’t done with me. A week later, she introduced me to clit sucking. OH MY GOD!

Along the way, I found out some other things, like how nipple nibbling can really set one off.

Of course I had to try some of this stuff on boys.

First, I asked my brother, but he, perhaps wisely, declined, but not before stammering and turning red in the face. I begged, I nagged, but no, he wasn’t having it. Too bad. In my opinion, he was really missing out.

Thinking about how just talking openly about masturbation worked so well with Joanie, I tried it with a guy named Calvin who was in my chemistry class. He totally fucking fell for it. We were in his bed in no time. He was quite insistent on fucking, but I felt like I really didn’t want that – not yet. Not after that first experience. I wondered if boy nipples react similar to girl nipples when it comes to licking, nibbling and generally kissing. Guess what? Although they’re smaller, they certainly do!

He was disappointed that sex was off the table, but became quite satisfied when I gave him the first handjob of my life. He had to instruct me how to do it. I was surprised how warm his penis was, and how firm it was inside, and yet the skin was so soft.

You would think when he ejaculated, I’d be ready for it, but it literally frightened me and I must have jumped a foot when the cum started shooting out. We both laughed.

Calvin is a good-natured guy, and was quite content to experiment with me for the next several weeks. With his assistance, I found that not only is my little two or three-inch thing fun to play with, but my asshole, too. He swirled his finger around it without going inside. It was amazing. Totally amazing! I wanted more. He teased me and would not push his finger inside. Not that first time, anyway.

Well, I got him back. He was about to be the second guy I’d fuck in my life, but not without messing with him. I let him know he could fuck me, but only one inch. He was willing to accept whatever he could get, so there we were, two naked 18-year-olds both of us experimenting with what you might call ‘one-inch’ fucking. I knew that would frustrate him, just as him not putting his finger in my ass frustrated me.

What I didn’t realize is how much it frustrated me also. He was a gentleman, and accepted my one-inch rule, but now, I found myself begging him to put it all the way in. I wanted that more than anything in the world in that moment. But no, it was his time to fuck with me – pun intended, and he just kept up only introducing the very tip of his cock into me.

I couldn’t resist. During one of his very mild downstrokes, I arched my back, and forced myself upon him, literally. As his cock sunk all the way in, we both orgasmed simultaneously.

I have since learned how rare simultaneous orgasm is. I mean, I’ve practiced with probably 30 boys and girls since then, and have never yet had another truly simultaneous orgasm. One person usually starts orgasming before the other joins in.

So that’s where I am now. I’ve fucked around, so to speak, with about 30 people altogether. It’s easy if one is fairly good-looking, and willing to risk coming right out and asking for what one wants.

I have experienced some things, perhaps more than may people have experienced their whole lives, but I still have a bucket list. Here it is, would you care to help me?

  • Anal intercourse.
  • Fucking a boy with a strapon.
  • Fucking a girl with a strapon.
  • 3-Way sex, two guys and me, a girl and a guy and me, and two other girls and me.
  • Fucking in public (where it’s legal).
  • Being watched while masturbating by a small crowd of clothed people.
  • I’ve got to master the simultaneous orgasm thing with someone.
  • I’ve had a sort of double-orgasm a few times. I’d like to extend that into minutes at a time.
  • An orgy.
  • Double-penetration – oh, yes, that’s big on my list.

And finally, the biggest thing on my list, falling in love. I mean, having it all, a life partner who I can trust even to help me raise babies, and who is my sexual soulmate.

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