Note: Many of these are humorous, playful, or crude terms often used in slang or jokes. It’s important to be mindful of context and the audience when choosing words!
Member
Manhood
Cock
Dick
Johnson
Rod
Pecker
Schlong
Willy
Privates
Phallus
Shaft
Tool
Pizzle
Love muscle
Family jewels
Joystick
Third leg
Spear
Staff
Ding dong
Limpet
Baloney pony
Beanpole
Chopper
Kisser
Snake
Twig and berries
Peckerhead
Tallywacker
Schmeckle
Dong
Prick
Biscuit
Spigot
Turd burglar
Buster
Rocket
Wand
Hammer
Hot dog
Chubby
Big Kahuna
Giggle stick
Anaconda
Hammer
Pineapple
Banana
Ladle
Sticky bun
Knob
Cucumber
Cannon
Viper
Torpedo
Chili pepper
Boomstick
Little man
Longfellow
Turtleneck
Noodle
Troll
Long John
Captain
Bamboo
Zip zap
Snake charmer
Pole
Glory pole
Dude
Flesh scepter
Meat stick
Rattle
Stud
Whanger
Peen
Shlong
Wood
Candy cane
Baby arm
Pinecone
Twig
Man stick
Junk
Tally stick
Juice maker
Love tool
Pleasure rod
Tough guy
Girthquake
T-ball bat
Tyrannosaurus
Big Dipper
Pants snake
Beef whistle
Mickey
Banger
Crank
Schlongo
Rocket launcher
Sticky noodle
Hard-on
Morning wood
Love sword
Beef sword
Stiffie
Plunger
Taboo stick
Goliath
Wicked wand
Zobr